"Ways the World Would Be Different if Everyone Were Named Rick"

10. Former Secretary General of the United Nations: Rick Rick-Ghali

9. Musician Prince is "The Artist Formerly Known as and also is Currently Known as Rick"

8. When someone says, "Knock, knock," and you say, "Who's there?" you can be pretty sure what's coming

7. Your cab driver's name: RICIIVK

6. Fraternity guys would all be nicknamed "Ric-O"

5. Punchline to famous joke: "Rick Goulet? Yeah"

4. When it sounds like Springsteen fans are booing, they're actually yelling "Rick"

3. There's a really cool Twilight Zone episode about a guy named "Bob"

2. If you're having sex with your wife Rick, but you're fantasizing about supermodel Rick Schiffer, and at the height of passion you accidentally call out, "Rick!" -- No problem!

1. Popular snack: Slim Ricks